It’s time to bust out that sexy St. Pauli girl beer-frau outfit, dust off the lederhosen or get yer shite otherwise Germanized for the freakiest fest in all the land because das House of Lotus is putting our twist on Oktoberfest.

Yes, it’s finally time to act out those repressed ‘Sound of Music’ fantasies at our Tyrolean idyll in a loving, supportive environment with das House and our special new friends: The Jagermeister girls.

Featuring a life-sized (and just private enough to be dangerous) Bavarian style play set, a 15ft tall clock tower and enough bier from Spaten, Grolsch and Pilsner Urquel to make time stand still. Or, at least, still-ish. Bask in the ample buxom of beats from your favorite House of Lotus DJs:

• Shissla
• Alibi
• Deep Eddy
• Lars
• Alex

Dress to impress with yo best Oktoberfest, Rocktoberfest, Spocktoberfest or whatever-kinda-toberfest get up…so long at you’re not Plain’ol-boring-toberfest it’s all goot, ya.

das House of Lotus is now a proud sponsor of lube-free dance floors following our Porno Piñata clean up after Ocho de Mayo :)